Tag: humor
group name: top10
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April 30, 2006 06:35 PM EDT --
Are you serious??! I'm just not that interesting. I think I can come up with ten though:
1. I have met an albino black person.
2. I am currently learning to shoot a semi-automatic . . . more
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September 21, 2006 05:48 PM EDT --
1) go to Vegas and build the world's largest strip club, complete with my own living quarters
2) go for a ride with the rooskies in outer space
3) spend a full year taking applications for a trophy . . . more
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February 27, 2006 06:23 PM EST --
Here are my suggestions on unconventional ways to stay healthy. I'm also looking for your suggestions.
1) Eat dirt and drink from streams. Living in a sterile world is making us sitting . . . more
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April 19, 2006 05:24 PM EDT --
You know you're a Gatherholic when.
1) The phrase, "You've caught us. We're in the process of updating our site" gives you the same pit-of-the-stomach sensation as being locked out . . . more
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April 09, 2006 05:29 PM EDT --
When I was at MIT, I worked with the group, the W3C. World Wide Web Consortium.
You can look me up on the website, www.w3c.org. under Alumni, by my maiden name, Kathryn Esplin.
I had come to MIT and . . . more
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January 23, 2007 03:48 PM EST --
So the other night as I lay nestled under the warmth of my heater blanket, my beautiful teenage daughter wanders in for our nightly ritual of catching up on the days events. It is something we have . . . more
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August 19, 2006 03:46 PM EDT --
What are your top ten favorite flavours on your tongue?
Mine:
1. Watermelon - I way over eat the first watermelon of summer and get sick...but it never stops me from wanting more....in an hour. . . . more
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March 25, 2006 09:33 AM EST --
Finding My Voice, And Sharing The Discovery With You
George Corneliussen
If I were talking to you in "people time" right now, I'd be telling you that I wrote and published my first article . . . more
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March 07, 2006 10:42 AM EST --
This interesting and humorous list was forwarded around the office and sent to me by Barb G. (She is a new Gather member and fellow aspiring writer. Please check out her work at: galpster.gather.com) . . . more
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March 09, 2006 11:44 AM EST --
I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. . . . more
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January 25, 2006 05:41 PM EST --
1) "An historic". N obody goes to the hospital for an hysterectomy. No child comes back from the zoo saying they saw an hippopotamus (not west of the Atlantic, anyway). . . . more
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September 15, 2006 08:22 AM EDT --
Kids today have candies that would even stretch the imagination of Willie Wonka. Sometimes oldies are still goodies.
What are your 10 favorite childhood candies?
Mine are:
1. Chic-a-sticks
2. . . . more
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March 29, 2006 09:50 AM EST --
Out To Lunch, The Story Of Modern-Day America
George Corneliussen
In the not-so-distant past, it was not uncommon for the owner of a business to be the only employee of that business. This practice didn't . . . more
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January 21, 2008 02:11 AM EST --
10. Your boss thanks you for all your hard work then
actually asks you with a voice drenched in mock
concern: "You will be . . . more
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April 28, 2006 05:54 PM EDT --
This is a new feature on my blogstream profile , and it's too much fun not to share! They ask you to start a list of 100 things that are interesting about you, but not TOO personal that you wouldn't . . . more
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September 12, 2006 12:41 PM EDT --
Top 10 reasons not to do housework:
1. If you clean it today, it will just need cleaning again later. Clean is fleeting, but grungy can last forever.
2. Dust bunnies make nice pets . . . more
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February 20, 2006 12:12 PM EST --
Happy Monday! This came from my co-worker Ginine. It was a good thing I wasn't drinking coffee cause it would have shot straight out my nose!
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when.... . . . more
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August 23, 2006 09:55 AM EDT --
I think what I am going for here is.....what did you love as a kid that today's generation is missing out on.....and conversely what did experiences did you dislike as a kid that this generation is . . . more
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August 09, 2006 12:08 PM EDT --
We've all thought about what 10 CDs we would take to a desert island, and those among us with a heavy burden of too much time on our hands have probably even made lists, but what are the top 10 unlikely . . . more
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September 18, 2006 09:45 AM EDT --
My father-in-law sent this to me. I'm not sure where he got it, but I thought it was funny and wanted to share.
Top 10 Drinking Symptoms
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer . . . more
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